Welcome Chumps. Word on the street is you have an annoying younger brother or sister and you want payback for all the times they have wormed their way into your world. Lucky for you, I’m here and more than willing to answer all your questions on how to inflict mental torture on those bothersome siblings. Post your question below and when I feel like I it I’ll answer back. Normally I would charge a fee for my services, but when it comes to payback for all you older (superior) brothers and sisters out there I’m willing to waive my standard operating fee and help free of charge. I guess if you are feeling generous and want to compensate me for my incredible insight, go buy the book A Worm Named Hank. Not because I want you reading about my lousy younger brother, but because I’m totally gangstering all the money he makes off the thing.
