Hello. I’m Hank. Contrary to the title of this amazing website I am not, repeat loudly, NOT a worm. That’s just what my older brother calls me. I’m super excited to welcome you to my website and to invite you to read my first book A Worm Named Hank. It’s probably the most amazing book…
A Poem About My Old Friend And How Much I Miss Him By Hank Summer, my friend, you have come to an end I’m now in school, where I only feel blue My teacher is meaner, than a soleless sneaker Her breath is stinky, a pimple on her pinkie She has hair on her lip…
Since the dawn of civilization mankind has endured a horror of such magnitude that just the phrase alone can cast goosebumps and cause the shivering of the spine. Older Brother. If you are lucky enough, blessed enough, one of the few chosen to be free from the tyranny of the older brother, than read no further,…
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Welcome back website visitors! This is Isaac, one of Hank’s superfriends and it’s time for another installment of “Isaac’s Corner” where I give book reviews, both to help you pick the next book to read and to get credit at school. My grandfather would call this “killing two birds with one stone”, I call it…
By Steven Blanshan, Author of A Worm Named Hank I am the father of four children. My oldest is 17 in a few days and my youngest is 7 in a few months. Ten small years separate them, one small decade, yet in those ten years the world turned with such ferociousness and speed that it’s far…
Friends, Colleagues, and Peers, I write this message in the gravest of situations. I have been discovered snooping in my older brother Todd’s room. If you have read my first book, you are well aware of the horrors that lay before me within the confines of my older brothers nasty, disgusting, room, but I tell…
Today I saw a travesty occur at the lunch table of such magnitude that I had to write about it as soon as I could and hopefully prevent such a terrible act from ever happening again. Hello everyone, I’m Hank and today at school I saw a 3rd grader and a 4th grader perform A…
Hello website visitors. I wanted to send a note your way and say Happy Thanksgiving! My mom has this awful tradition where before we can eat our Turkey we have to share one thing we are most thankful for. There are usually like twenty people waiting to eat and it takes forever, especially when…
Hey, I’m Isaac and this is my first post on Hank’s super cool website. I’ve decided to call my posts.. Isaac’s Corner. I can see business cards and flyers being made up right now… maybe even a Billboard with me wearing a business coat and glasses. So, what I would like to do on Isaac’s…
Hello Halloween Trick or Treaters! This is Hank and it’s that time of year when adults all over open their doors and give us FREE candy. I don’t know who came up with the idea of Halloween and even more interesting is how they actually got adults to buy into the whole idea, but whoever…
A Worm Named Hank 